who am i shaving for
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“TENEMOS UN PROBLEMA VISUAL”
we got a visual problem
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i want to be a good cosplayer and be in a group of friends where we all do good cosplays and hang out together and take funny pictures of ourselves as our characters
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self-encouragement. not quite there yet.
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i think ur singing them wrong
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NO YOU GUYS. HERE IS WHAT WE NEED TO DO
EVERYONE STOP USING YOUR TUMBLR ACCOUNTS FOR A MONTH.
START UP WORDPRESS
AND JUST BLOG FOR A MONTH
ON WORDPRESS
YAHOO WILL ABANDON TUMBLR AND YOU KNOW LIKE
IT WOOOORKKKSSSSSS <3
hopefully idk
ignore me, nevermind. this is a terrible idea.
nothing compares to tumblr and girl, i cant last that long without properly blogging
I KNOW BUT I NEED TUMBLR
AND I NEED IT NOT TO BE OWNED BY YAHOO.
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Reasons to date me:
- Standing next to me will most likely make you look gorgeous.
- Nobody will try to take me from you.
- I have no upper body strength so if you want to wrestle, you’ll always win.
- You’ll get a good laugh out of my extraordinary clumsiness
- If you happen to live on the country side, I’d make an excellent scarecrow.
- I can almost, kinda-sorta make food.
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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Pledge allegiance to the struggle
It doesn’t matter what fandom you’re in.
That shit’s devotion and deserves respect.
id hate to even think how long that took or the price or the weight
you sir/madam are amazing
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“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an African tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took each others hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said, ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the other ones are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are.)”I can’t
Kids who have nothing and are better at sharing than most adults in the Western World
life lessons
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hey look
i did something productive today :v
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believeinnothing-believeinyou:
ah yes…. the smell of victory
I don’t want this.JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE
i screamed
let my death be quick if this happens
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Ok im off to be a camp councilor see you in a week tumblr and friends! till then look at my cute niece and awwwwww :)
ok NOW im off to be a camp councilor
